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2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

No offense to anyone, but all I want to do is get high and sit in bed listening to Dance Gavin Dance all day

hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go

Love Me Or Hate Me
Lady Sovereign

“So everybody’s entitled to opinions

I open my mouth and, shit, I got millions”

Is it weird that I miss this chick? Certainly not your typical rapper, but very fun.  

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need.

The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.

Men are a fucking joke

I fucked up my throat after trying to sing Dance Gavin Dance songs in my living room for an hour.

A private life is a happy life.

humansoflatecapitalism:
“𝖜𝖉𝖙𝖍𝖙𝖉𝖜𝖈
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𝖜𝖉𝖙𝖍𝖙𝖉𝖜𝖈

I want to lose the ability to see, hear, or acknowledge anyone under the age of 25. Children are so stupid fuck.

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